Complicated

I know a couple of weeks i told you not to sweat it if she is not your girlfriend or wife but sometimes things just get complicated. So i have this female friend and we used to be tight till she decided to take our break from our friendship. How many of have a a very good friend but its like your in some sort relationship with them but your friends ? The problem with this is that you will never smash her and you will it will either get complicated or she will want you to be her boyfriend.

My friends name is Tia .I was one sato afternoon and i asked Tia to buy some lunch(she does the dutch thing and i dont mind it once in a while) unlike other girls she isnt stingy and does start asking why your not buying. We had lunch and talked talked talked and talked some more till it was late in the afternoon. I was really bitching about how this girl left me to be with her x-boyfriend and how depressed i was . I was going for some dancetrance gig that day to let go off some of the things in my mind and have a good time .If you love dancetracehouse music throw your hands up. Anyways she told that she would be going home but after listening to my story she decided to go out with me. I knew that as much as our friendship was platonic i wasnt leaving that club without smashing her. (teamfisi-anybody chick can get it, doesnt matter if she is your bestfriend or if she has a boyfriend) . I forgot to tell you Tia has this really insecure boyfriend who doesnt like me.

We get to the club at about 11.pm the music was just mind blowing .

Denzal Park – I\’m A Drum Machine

It was crazy. I love trancedancehouse music .

Me and Tia was shuffling on floor and getting loose. (teamfisi as much as you want to grab that ass you must be patient unless she wants you to you might ruin everything if you in a rush ). So we took a break from the floor and we got to the couch . The music is so awesum we still like pumping our fists as we are seated .Always take a couple redbulls before you go any dancetranchouse gig .Tia turns to me and she like ” do you wanna see some thing really epic ? and am like hell yeah then she like kisses me .In the back of my head i wasnt really expecting this and i thought i would pull it on her first . We like make out like for thirty minutes without letting go . You would be a fool to let go .(teamfisi just because she is kissing the life out you doesnt mean you can just grab her breasts be easy at this rate she will unhook the bra for you later. After that she kinda disappears to the bathroom like for 20 mins, so i go check on her . Tia is on her phone talking to her boyfriend so i sit next to her and watch as she breaks down. She is furiously shouting at her boyfriend . (teamfisi if your girl starts crying because of her boyfreind just console for a few then get her on a cab back home, hit the dance floor and get another honey. Most the time i dont follow the stuff i tell you .Tia begins to cry and we step out of the club for a while. She cant stop crying , shes bitching about her boyfriend . The only part i enjoyed about this was having her crying under my arms .

I got her to hush and we went back in. We sat and talked for a while , and i tried to make out with her again but she wasnt down. Back to the dance floor till about 5am. She got a cab and headed home. I got home at about six .The thing i love about going out is seeing the sun rise on Sunday.I called her up and we talked and she told me how she was going to pull a pokerface on her boyfriend. She managed to pull the pokerface on her boyfriend till on of her friends snitched on her . Things got so complicated from here she blamed me for what happened and decided to take a break from me. Her boyfriend forgave her for what she did since he was doing the same . We are still on break till today but i hope to talk to her this week and see what happens. Truth be told breaks never help they just make things more complicated. So you either end it or persevere for a while. Before I talk to her i just wanna know from you guys what she might say ?

E.D

 

I thought since i am young this things couldnt happen to me as in hizi nguvu za kiume haziwezi isha . Any it just a random tuesday and i was called over for the business. Am always ready for business unless am really exausted from business. So i went to see the chick ,she was pretty big hooters her ass wasnt all that but she didnt resemble an axe (wangeci syndrome ). Why do people make fuss about having large asses , kwani u going to kula that ass or what exactly are going to do with it . This is what am trying to say , as much as they may be many varialbles in a woman K is always constant (if you didnt do carry francis you might not be able to understand) . For some wierd reason women who are not that pretty always tend to have better head. Pretty chicks are either sluts or just dont know anything about business.

I think my friend had just come from jogging . We sat down and begun business as we got along with business i noticed she wasnt a freak (the type of girl that i love) I was busy doing every thing nasty to her and she just like lying there like maziwa lala. She supposed to like reciprocate whatever am i was doing to her and add her own flavour but where . This is the kind of woman you never want to go to bed with coz you will get bored. After half an hour of just playing I got it in . You have to take your time that’s what a real fisi does. Pumping thats wassup. After a few my penis was hard enough so business was going down as well as i had expected. She began to question me , like are you stressed ? is there anything disturbing you ? Try clear your mind. WTF if she only knew how she was a turn off in bed .

Instead of asking all this questions you should be like holaing at John. He needs some action to give action. The bitch keeps going on and on till i get bored and John get bored . She suggested we do that Doggy style if there is a sex position that i hate it must be the doggy style . As mentioned earlier she was from jogging so you cant imagine how her ass was giving so shity smell. When it got there i called it a wrap and i went home . For some wierd reason i was smiling. I just didnt understand how i couldnt get Jonny to do his magic. I blame it on her . She was also surprised that I could leave in between business. Some things arent worth it. I pray she never call me again for a rematch coz i will doze of next time . I hate boring chicks and wone in bed if your one of them you need to step ypur game up .

 

 

What Women Say & What They Really Mean

Men and women are very distinct creatures. While men have a tendency to be straightforward, women are often not so simple. When trying to understand what she really means, you are sometimes better off reading between the lines. But don’t get disheartened just yet.

The following cheat sheet with help you bridge the gap between what she means and what she says. From asking her out to being in a relationship to breaking up, the list below will equip you with all you need to know to understand what she’s really trying to tell you.

the pursuit phase She says: “I don’t want to ruin our friendship.”

What she means: I am not attracted to you, or I don’t feel enough chemistry to date you — but I do like you as friend. Why she does this: She probably does want to remain friends, but doesn’t want to hurt your feelings by admitting that she doesn’t feel the same attraction for you.
What you should do: Don’t take it personally; she just doesn’t feel the same chemistry as you do. Take the hint and work on being friends with her, if that’s what you want.
She says:

“I’m just so busy with work right now.”

What she means: I am not interested in fitting you into my schedule. Why she does this: She wants to let you down easy. Instead of being blunt, she is hoping you’ll just get the picture.
What you should do: When a woman likes a man, she will always find time for him — no matter what her schedule is like. So don’t kid yourself into thinking that the situation might change. Instead, move on right away.

She says: “Are you seeing anyone right now?

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What she means: I might like to submit an application for the position of your girlfriend. Why she does this: She wants to make sure she is not wasting her precious flirting energy on a man who is already spoken for.
What you should do: Answer honestly, and then hit her up for her phone number.
Things she says during the dating phase and what they really mean

She says: “Do you really want to go to that restaurant/movie/dinner party?”
What she means: I really don’t want to go to.

Why she does this: She doesn’t want to go, but she doesn’t want to appear stubborn either. She is probably hoping you’ll sense her hesitation and come up with an alternate plan that pleases her.

What you should do: If you have your heart set on going to that particular destination, stick to your guns. Otherwise, you might want to switch up in order to please her. Remember this: If you keep her happy, she’ll keep you happy.

She says: “You have a knack for dealing with kids. They really seem to respond to you.”

What she means: I am contemplating eventually having children with you and am wondering where you stand in that department.

Why she does this: An indirect question is her way of feeling you out without freaking you out.

What you should do: Don’t freak out. She is probably thinking very distantly into the future (yes, women do this). If, however, you absolutely positively know that you never want kids, this would be a good time to say it.

She says: “Where is this relationship going?”

What she means: I would like us to graduate to a more serious yeah it will darling

Why she does this: She wants you to be the one to suggest exclusivity.

What you should do: This depends on whether or not you actually want exclusivity. If so, suggest it. If not, let her know that you care about her, but are not interested in being exclusive right now.

By gairey Omosh

She said NO

As human beings we always look for progress where ever it can be found. Sometimes things just dont go according to plan and i hate that it happens once in a while in our lives. There nothing more i hate than being told NO by a woman when I ask them to be  my  girlfriends. You could think that you are on same page with the girl you want to be your girlfriend but you could find your self by your self . If you ever find yourself in that kind of scenario most probably you couldnt read the signs she was giving , she has just been misleading you , she just doesnt have the balls to tell you to fuck off or she was just there for the mulla. Some chick said No to me a couple months ago and that was like an all time low for me . I felt like shit and didnt understand why .

I had been going out with chick like for a while and we were really close or so i thought . I didnt see any sign that she wasnt into me coz we would spend  alot of time together and do lots of crazy stuff. Still baffles me . When she told me NO i was really depreesed by that , i even thought about suicide or if i couldnt have then no one could (this could only mean killing her) which i am still thinking about as soon as she gets back . That day i couldnt even sleep coz my head was really paining still trying to come to terms with that bullshit and just to trying to understand why she would say that after the all that time we had been going and money i had blown on her. The only way I was going to sleep was through a medically induced coma . The worst bit about is that she acting like nothing had happened and everthing she was so normal. I couldnt believe she said no because we was conversing over the phone during night so next day i  decieded to see her and hear it from her (doubting thomas) . Just before she told me No we having icecream and kissing.

I went to see her and it was like she had no soul or feeling . I was abit late then she calls me up to tell me to arakisha . She is not a person , she is a robot . Anyway i got there and i tried to convince to change her but she couldnt budge and i asked why she said no and she couldnt give a an answer . Telling some that talking the relationship to next level would mess up your friendship is alot of bullshit , just tell them the truth though it may kill them or they may end up hating you. That BS of freindship is the worst reason any person could give . If you ever get such an answer please smack that mutherfucker or bitch then kill that freindship coz they cant tell you the truth and will always keep lieing to you. And if you ever see that person again u should hack then to death.

That week eailiest i would go to bed was about 3 in the morning. Worst thing is that the Script had released their shity album Science and Faith and i had a copy of it for some reason. The Script is Suicidal music especially if ur going through a breakup or getting a NO.

Nothing

As much as freinds try cheer you up ,try take your mind of that bullshit only time can make you feel better . My girl girl is back with her x boyfriend I pray He hurts her till she cannot stand men. That would put a big smile on my face .

Its Never That Serious

Yup its never that serious if she not your girlfreind or your wife . Do try catch feelings or get to attached if she is neither of those . Cause your one of the many that have gone down or will go down .The other day i meet this hot cute girl with an innocent face . If i u saw her you wouldnt believe that she could blow cock . All i wanted to do was lie in bed next to her and watch her go bed as i tenderly brush her hair. She was to pretty and cute for me to have those nasty and dirty thoughts (me being a sucker) at the same time i didnt want her to see anyone else. After getting comfortable with her after a few weeks she invited me to her place .

Have ever met a woman that you cant read or understand what she was upto , normally when a woman lets you into her place and you dont get the business you are an #epicfail. You should never return unless you want to be friends with her (sucker) freinds forever. In my mind i knew she wasnt that type of girl. We sat down talked like for hours watched a couple of episodes then i ran ought of vibe. When you get to this point it is time to go home and meet with your “bestfriend” next week for another session of heart to heart. I was silent ,she was silent like for ten minutes then the conversation went like this

her: do u want to see something really awesum
me: yeah ??? ( in my mind i was like what could she do or wht did she have that could make my eyes drop) no idea
her:Muuuuh mwahh
me: Muuuh Mwaah
her: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCC
me: (in my head)  ” OMG , freaky girl give me some more ” yeah next round is head to head

After like 20min of that tongue twisting biz she took my hand and she took me to her room (remember when you was a little boy and mummy was holding ur hand as u walked round town to make sure u dont get lost or wonder off , well thats how i felt  ) .

“In my head: No freaking way ” I dont need to tell u what happened  after that . Business thats wassup . The most interesting thing is in between the business she starts to tell me to tell her nasty and dirty stuff ? WTF  did she want to hear ? Am about the business but i dont talk about it unless were flirting . Its like you going to supermarket pick up a spray then when you have paid for you start asking what it is and how it is used. This girl is freaky , I dont even want to imagine what her fetish is . At this point you give her something to shut her mouth (lolipop time) or shut your self up and have some ice cream. I was sucking her p-ssy like it was chicken noddle soup. Sometimes i cant believe that i put my mouth in her vagina most of the time i shock my self coz normally i just wouldnt (this is when am not horny or sober or think about how many cocks have been there before you ) lol .

She the most freakiest girl i have ever met to date or is that i cant come to terms that cute sweet looking girls cant do stuff like like that . Never underestimate any woman. After that it got all weird and we stopped talking , next time i met she was with a different guy at the club and the way she was flirting . Just reminded about that chicken noodle business wish i didnt but it was realy awesum. Kill that thought . If you got to attached or caught up you wouldnt be able to stand the site of her flirting with some other guy. You would be all over her like your was her boyfriend or something . As i said its never that serious unless its your wife or girlfriend. One to the next one (your should be really excited like the way you was when you graduated or cleared fourth form) on to the next one .

Am a silent kind of passionate freak  and still love freaky girls. Ladies if we were having the business what exactly would you want to hear ? Post ur comment below .

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welcome

My first post anyway venting anonymously is wassup  remember when u was in school high and u had parade , am sure u always somewhere at the back so tht u could shout  whenever some silly teacher had some silly announcement to make. This has got me thinking if i was i headmaster i would get some big ass lcd 60 inches or  a projector have all the announcements displayed on the screen and have a silent parade. Then we can always have the flag at half must . Instead of calling names u could have the pictures of the students u wanted to to see after the parade . Tech . That was just random , fiiling this page is alot of work .

Back to the business , women cannot be understood because they dont understand themselves , dont even bother they are very indecisive , love to manipulate , never tell the whole truth and get very bogus advice  from their so called girlfriends .   If this sounds abit similar to you , then i can conclude that you are a sucker but you can stop that and get into her pants and let her go.  I havent gotten along with most of my x-girlfriends girlfriends , truth be told if i had machete most of those girlfriends would have wanjirud . Thats story for another day .

I got alot to vent out so please dont let your freinds find about my blog  coz one of mine might just catch up with me